Heavy rain expected in coastal areas and also in the north east!

Well considering we live on the north east coast I dont think we will have much luck with the weather then! So, there I was yesterday, tidying out my study. At about 3.30pm I looked out of the window to see the cattle in the field opposite our house. They tend to come down to the gate around the same time every day. Originally they were very nervous and stayed at the other end of the field, but as you can see their confidence is growing.... armed with my camera I crossed the road! Oi.......who are you looking at? Speak up! Now make sure you get my best shot.......... and NO pictures are released without checking with my agent! Understand? The last person who took photos didn't understand what I was saying.... Good! You get the message then! What's up 043, having problems with the press? Oi Nesbitt............keeping my eye on you! Who are the photographs for? Guardian? Farmers Weekly? Your blog you say? emmmmmmmmm OK! But if I get a sniff of national press interest I will be over the road and up your drive... Understand??? Good! Right which side do you think? My left? my right? Me me me me me! I am soooooooooooooooo beautiful! Look at my long lashes! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!