8.10.07

A toad in the hole...........almost!


Picture of the Day
08.10.07
"The Scream"



I was walking along a path with two friends—
the sun was setting—suddenly the sky turned blood red—I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence—there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city—my friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety—and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature.

—Edvard Munch

I know the feeling!


Last night for dinner Jon had the left over lamb from Saturday.
I made some Yorkshire puddings.
Being the frugal gal I made up the mixture and cooked several small Yorkshires.
I served Jon with one, the remaining 5 I froze.

I then mentioned that I would indeed be making my own Yorkshire puddings for Christmas Day. It seems to be popular to buy the frozen gross packets...I am making a stand!

Jon then starts to talk about the larger type Yorkshire puddings.

"What do you mean?" I enquired.

"Well can't you make a really big Yorkshire pudding?"

(The type I tend to cook are 4 at a time.....if you know what I mean, about 10cm diameter, 4 to a tin!)

"Well yes, of course I could!" was my reply!

"I really like those" Jon spouted.

"Do you want me to do Toad in the Hole tomorrow night, with mince gravy and vegetables?" I asked, fool that I am!

"Great!" reply from smiling Jon!

Now if you cast your mind back to my frugal cooking concept, you will know i had indeed planned this 'meal' but for Tuesday not today, Monday.
But not to worry, I could swap the days over.

On my visit to the tip, via allotment shop for eggs and potatoes, I called at the shop and butchers.

Purchase gorgeous pork sausages for Toad in the Hole.

At roughly 4.45pm Jon comes home from workshop.

On the table was a bag of teacakes.

"Toasted Teacake?" he enquires!

"OK"

Of up the lane he goes with Elsie for a few minutes walkies.

I deal with teacake.

Jon returns eats teacake.

I then realise I have no flour.

Decide to take Wilma and walk the 2.5 miles to shop.

Agree with Jon that he would pick me up at end of walk.

I would call him from my mobile.

Agreed.

Wilma and I set off.................walk up the same lane as Friday!

At last minute Wilma loses ball!

(How is the pet shop owner's holiday fund I ask? well it will be better by the morning!)

We reach the shop.

I call Jon.

My battery is low....infact........kaput! Battery is dead.

We cross road to public phone box.

I somehow manage to get Wilma, with mental health issues into the phone box.

"Credit cards only!"

So, as I was not expecting to make a credit card transaction for a bag of flour I find myself unprepared....so we have to walk another mile for next phone box.

Minimum 40p!

I call, he arrives, we drive home.

"That teacake was quite filling!"

"Oh!" I mutter through my clenched teeth!

"I'll just have mince and veg for dinner dear!"

So I didn't have to cook the toad in the hole.....like I didn't have to go to the shop for the flour!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

If you bump into Jon, please don't stare at the scar at the back of his head!
It was caused by a flying bag of plain flour....you know the type, yes, that's right, the one that is used to make Toad in the Hole!



29 comments:

Gill said...

Men are such, well. I won't say it. But why do we bow to their expectations? You didn't need to go out of your way to buy flour to cook for him. Too funny, I almost thought you were going to say you hit him with the frying pan!
xo
Blue

Flassie's Fil'a said...

My mil gave dd a rolling pin
with swedish words on it.
It has something to do with
using it on, will you know. I
think really though it is
just suppose to be a funny,
conversation piece.
{{{Hugs Denise}}}!
I can just see the flour
going everywhere. LOL!
You Love Each Other, I know.
These things happen every once
in awhile.

mrsnesbitt said...

Gillian,

I know.
I am glad i could share it here.
Knowing we have all een there, seen that got the bag of flour!

LOL!

Dxx


Flassie,
Now if I had had the rolling pin I don't think I would have been reading it...No! I could have used it in another way! LOL!

Dxx

Amel said...

You're funny, Denise he he he he...I can understand your frustration, though he he he...

MeghnaK said...

Hi mrsnesbitt,

He....he a really humorous post! I loved the picture. Did some of your student draw it? It's great! Your writing style is marvelous!

I'll be sure to return!

Everydaythings said...

I feel like the scream too today - so many small things have gone wrong! lol! ok...here I go...aaaargh! oh that is better!ps sorry should have used my own blog to scream on...hope you dont mind? lol...

Joanna said...

I can't believe the price of phone boxes, have not used one for ages. I have got rid of my mobile two. Its very annoying to plan dinner and have plans changed

belle said...

If I bump into Jon, Mrs Nesbitt, I'll be certain to avert my gaze. Though to be honest I'm marvelling at your restraint ... I don't think the Captain would be capable of walking for sometime after I'd finished with him should such an incident have occured in our place. I shall be contacting the Pope and requesting your canonization immediately.

Lovely to read you, popped over from The Farmer's Wife and I'll be back.

mrsnesbitt said...

Amel,

You have to laugh don't you!

Well laugh or cry! LOL!

mrsnesbitt said...

Meghna,

I painted the picture. It is an oil painting of peggy my goose, sadly no longer with us.

mrsnesbitt said...

krissie...
You can scream here all you like!
Nobody will say a thing! They are all eating Toad in the Hole! LOL!

Oh and not staring at the lump on the back of Jon's head! LOL!

mrsnesbitt said...

Joanna, yes 40p! No change either!
Just goes to show how out of touch I am!

Dxx

mrsnesbitt said...

belle,

You would know Jon...the one who looks well fed, ruined infact, but happy eh! LOL!

RUTH said...

LOL...it's the way you tell 'em MrsN. Mick used to love chop toad (little lamb cutlets instead of sausages)...made myself hungry now!!!
Rx

mrsnesbitt said...

LOL Ruth!
hey I am hungry too! But wait till you see what I am cooking! LOL!

Slimming World Tonight.....weighing time!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

CG said...

LOL oh dear!! I have days like that!!

photowannabe said...

That's so funny Denise....Sometimes our Hubbies just don't understand the process, just how things magically appear on the table.
The best laid plans and all that...

Anonymous said...

YOU EAT TOADS! Aren't you afraid of getting warts?

Alchamillamolly said...

Why do men do that - I ask him what he wants and he says he doesn't mind but what I am really after is a suggestion!! He never ever makes a meal - ever - do you get my drift............Occasionally I have had cheese and crackers so I mustn't grumble. Oh I envy you your walks in the daytime - I am so desperate to move and lose the mortgage so I can reconsider my life and where its going - I love your blog it cheers me up and I adore your poems. My mother recites a lovely one called Everest - that she learned at school. My Mam once threw a tub of ~Stork margerine at my brother when he was cheeky and they could never get the grease mark off the wall but I bet she felt better at the time!

KaiBlue said...

Ok.. hold breath and count to ten.. LOL.. Isnt it always the way with men? I hope he apprechiates that he lives with a goddess!!!
Peace, Kai

...and i dont mean wilma.

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Mrs Mac said...

Ah yes, the comment the Luvbug makes when trying to be helpful but which comes out rubbing salt in the wound.
Ah yes, I know them well. I know them well.
Still, at least it didn't chuck down with rain like today, huh?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes when I get frustrated I just wish there were a big pie in my hand and I could smack the pie right in their face. LOLOLOL Like on the old movies when the clowns where hit in the face with pies. Anyway, thanks for sharing this! *HUGS*

Libbys Blog said...

ROFL!!!! Excellent!!!! Men hey! Can't live with them, can't live without them!!!

Suzi-k said...

hee hee hee, you see I TOLD you it was a pain cooking for your husband...... burning it is all part of a wicked strategy to avoid cooking at all costs....ooops did I say that? just remembered Max also visits here... no really, the burning is NOT on purpose, but it certainly saves the kind of frustration you had to endure!

Suzi-k said...

and by the way thanks for the trip down memory lane, I haven't had Yorkshire pudding since I was a teenager (a few centuries ago, or so it feels!) My best friend's dad used to make it with the Sunday roast (he was a great cook) and we looked forward to it all week, I might even have a go sometime soon, will let you know how it turns out!!

Max-e said...

Hi Denise very entertaining post as usual.
And don't be taken in by Suzi-k. She gets side tracked very easily, with various projects and forgets what's happening in the kitchen.
The lamb shank was delicious tonight - not burnt at all. By the way did I tell you we went to the El Greco Restaurant for dinner?

Corey~living and loving said...

LOL loved this post. :) now I have to go google Toad in the Hole. -blush-

Shaz said...

This meal planning mishap (on Jon's part) seems to be very time consuming . . .lol. Excellent story although I'm sure you didn't think that at the time x x